Hotel Descriptions

We all know how misleading the description of hotels and motels can be. So we put together a translation table to help you out... So when you see one of the phrases listed on the left, you will know what it really means by reading the translation on the right!

Old world charm

Tropical

Majestic setting

Options galore

Secluded hideaway

Pre-registered rooms

Explore on your own

Knowledgeable trip hosts

No extra fees

Nominal fee

Standard

Deluxe

Superior

Cozy

All the amenities

Plush

Gentle breezes

Light and airy

Picturesque

Open bar

Concierge

Continental breakfast

No bath

Rainy

A long way from town

Nothing is included in the itinerary

Impossible to find or get to

Already occupied

Pay for it yourself

They've flown in an airplane before

No extras

Outrageous charge

Sub-standard

Standard

One free shower cap

Small

Two free shower caps

Top and bottom sheets

Occasional Gale-force winds

No air conditioning

Theme park nearby

Free ice cubes

Stand with tourist brochures

Free muffin